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Thursday 22 December 2011

A Christmas Wish

We are fast aproaching that time again.  It's fair to say that if you were forced to tag me as "humbug" or "Ho, ho, ho" most would tag me as "humbug".  This is, mostly, my own doing due to my dislike of turning a time of togetherness into a time of profit.  For me, Christmas boils down to that slightly numb feeling you get in your face when you are comfortably "tipsy" and the normally inaudiable sound of Christmas tree light elements "tinkling" as they switch on and off while I sip a sobering post-pub cup of tea in the comfort of Home (LED lights unfortunatly do not tinkle, which is sad).  Beisdes eating, drinking and sleeping, perhaps you'd care to share your essence of christmas?

This time last year I was in Milton Keynes, making a snowman with Mark and Stuart at MMCC.

While the location has now changed and the weather is positively autumnal by comparisson, it's still fair to say that my hours at work take the lions share of my life.  As citizens of Great Britain, we (according to something I heard the other morning) rack up more work hours than any other country in Europe.
This is not something to be discarded with a hasty explusion of air - look round you.  Those sat at your side, or those across the office from you possibly see you more that your respective "other half".  Take a moment to think what your life would be like without those people.
Through think and thin, those that work around you work with you towards a collective greater good - either towards your companies goals or (hopefully as well as) to enrich your experiences and knowledge.  Take a moment to reflect upon this. 
As you do that, I take this chance to wish all those I have worked with in my past, all those that I currently work with (and thier families) a safe and warm Christmas period and a prosperous New Year... and an even bigger thank you to (my) Debbie for putting up with my hours.



paul

Monday 12 December 2011

And you think it's gonna sell?

It's the run-up to Christmas.  Products spring up left right and centre vying for our attention.  In this consumer age, slogans  images and brand names can make or break a product.

So, given all this, what in <insert deity of choice here> name were those over paid advertising execs thinking on these?

Sunday 27 November 2011

Peanut Envy

So I've been listening to Peanutbuter Lovesicles' "The Raucous Kitty Live EP" pretty much solidly for the last 2 days.  There's only 5 tracks on it....

[on headphones I hasten to add... good for people sitting near me on trains and my neighbours, bad quite possibly for my long-term hearing]

Does this make me obsessive, or is it just that it's possibly the best recording I've heard in a long time?

Thursday 24 November 2011

Another Folacle Saved

ORACLENERD: TNS-12533: TNS:illegal ADDRESS parameters

Outstanding... stopped my hairline receding further still.
There's probably a whole raft of ther things that will expedite my Terry Nutkins look, but at least this won't be one of them. Random back-spacing for the win!

Wednesday 23 November 2011

A History of My Career

Or:

"Wot I dun so far"

A "constructive discussion" that my good friend James and I once often had, revolved around his argument for change (or frustration at the lack there-of) and my counter argument; that you don't get change in business without a catalyst.

Look out.. it's a long one....

For many individuals (myself included) we are reluctant to change ourselves, also requiring a catalyst, or as may be more commonly called a "kick up the arse".
I recently found myself with a size-9 where my chair should have been when a contract moved away from my employer, to being in-house somewhere else.  I had grown comfy where I was and until this point had not considered anything else.

But I digress.. this is not what I have done.  Neither, I guess, is a discussion on change but that's not my problem.  How did I get to the point where I had a shoe up my arse?  Read on...


Ever since my Dad brought home our first computer (a Dragon32, with a full 32k of memory) I found myself curious about what computers can do, or rather what we can make computers do.  I still remember the anticipation of copying a [long] garble of numbers and letters from a Osbourne computer book with the promise of a tantalising game at the end of it; the typos, the eventual completion, the laboured save to cassette tape and the inevitable load failure that followed.

Il mio primo sistema di test รจ stato un fallimento.

While the above may not translate 100% as intended, I'm reasonably confident that it gets across the essence of my meaning, which is cool in 2 ways - that I can get a rough translation for a language I don't speak in under 10 seconds (give or take typing speed) and that given my impressionable age at the time, 20 boring minutes that yielded no result did not quash my interest there and then.

[dopey].

A good few years later I got a short-term job at BT (British Telecom that is - I do feel a small amount of pride to say that I worked for them), that lasted 5 years.  It was clerical, rather than tech-based but it was here that I cut my first code in a professional environment, even if the code was pretty simplistic.  Being sat in front of a PC looking at screens on a TN3270 terminal emulator window counting entries either bores the hell out of you day after day, or inspires you to do something about it.
I taught myself the basics and managed to get a small macro that scraped screen co-ordinates and gave me the value I'd have otherwise needed many "PgDn" actions to get.  Brian, my Comm-O, had a similarly soul-destroying task but with considerably more page-downs to it so he commissioned a copy for him.  After a year (on and off) I had broken the macro file limit and moved to VB6.  By the time I left, it was putting information into Excel and producing simplistic work sheets.  While an achievement I'm proud of, I'm fairly comfortable in the confession that unlike my mentality, the quality (as most reading this would expect see) both in terms of maintainability and readability had not matured.  On the other hand, how this piece of code came into being forms one of my now corner-stone beliefs of software development:

If you're not prepared to put your own task on the line and use your own code, you have no right to force it on others.
Despite the level of effort to build something from nothing it was the after thought of excel functionality that got my CV noticed for my next job [doh!] - my first proper development position.  It was at Dialog that I met Chris by boss, the kind of bloke that would be looking at the website of a product you'd seen on TV last night, before you had finished describing it.  He didn't plug into the matrix, he was the Matrix.  And "DFN-W" Devon everyones favourite "surrogate Dad", the man you can rely on for a balanced and well-judged opinion.
I also met my good friend James, Life Coach, mentor, Oracle.  He introduced me to what we referred to as "The Good Book".  Buy your self a copy.  Read it.  Share it / buy it for the colleagues you value (and if you are brave, the ones you think need to change...).  Many of our conversations put me on the path to who and how I am today.  So blame him.
While at Dialog I seemed to find myself in the realms of data exports and became uncomfortably familiar with the ImageSolve file format, hex editors and proprietry tiff formats.  And VB4. 16-bit.  Yuk.
After 3 years I got my first taste of how technology companies fluctuate in profitability as several of us were made redundant.

Following the initial hit to morale, this event gave me the chance to look at what I'd learnt over the last few years, hone a little.. kick up a pet project to prove it.  Second corner-stone:

A pet project does not need to "succeed", or be completed; it just needs to be able to prove a point.  Can you do it? Have you learnt anything?

If it can do any 1 thing you proposed it should do, or taught you how not to do something, it's a pass.

After a few months even the best intentions wane, motivation slows... so it was probably for the better that I finally got a job with BAC.  This was an in at the deep-end appointment - pre-existing software to be maintained and expanded upon on the PocketPC format.  The application was written in embedded VB, the only option at the time bar c++ if memory serves.  As hard as it may be to believe, eVB was the worst language I've ever used.  16-bit VB4 was a positive technological powerhouse in comparison.  This pain was not just my own though, Anthony shared this hellish language with me; a fact I'm grateful for.  Third corner-stone:

No one developer can seriously expect to see, or be expected to see, all the angles. 

While adequate for run of the mill coding, solo work reduces in effectiveness when trying to locate issues or formulating new functionality (though obviously this is only at its best in a team that respects each other).

After a year it became clear the Microsoft was killing off eVB so I lead the move to .Net and the Compact Famework. 
Here I learnt an important lesson - numbers sometimes lie. 
They're like street magicians, illusionists and fortune tellers - they give you information in an openly interpretable context and allow you to make conclusions that fit with your expectations.  They then play on those expectations to either make you look a fool or convince you to part with additional money to perpetuate the situation.  My case and point are, from this specific example, PDAs (though the same could be said now for smart phones and tablets).  Their numbers imply a similarity to their more classical counterparts (laptops, desktops), but try to use those numbers in that same context and it all starts grinding to a halt. 
Bottom line is, in my opinion, take note of the numbers but use your head.  Scale your solution to fit, rather then try to make an application that runs on a desktop of "similar" specification to fit a space that claims it is equivalent, but actually isn't.

And so came my second shin-dig with redundancy.  No reflection on BAC, it's just the way things go some times.

During this stint at my own leisure I found myself in a situation where I could look at PHP.

[bone-head, bone-head, BONE-HEAD!]

It was an attempt to put a site together for Debbie.  I finaly settled on Zen Cart, a template oriented PHP e-commerce system and found that I really didn't like it.  Perhaps I was trying to achieve too much in too short a time but at least I took the chance to try it, even if it didn't work for me.

Once again, my "free break" eventually came to an end as I got a job with MMCC.  With the promise of VB.Net development, my first work was on VB6 COM+ components.  Within 6 months I found myself in France no less, on site with the Customer.  They were a tough few days, from which Darren and I emerged victorious.

[Them - merde!]

[Us - Vive les geeks anglais!]

My struggling to order a beverage with breakfast, however, did remind me of Father Ted when Mrs Doyle went on holiday for a day; steam and smoke billowing from a cooker to the pained cries of "All I want is a cup of tea!"

It was at MMCC where I got my first proper taste of running a project and leading development within a 2-man team.  It switched between solo working and a home-grown twos-coding approach which in my opinion worked really well.
It was my next project though that was the game changer for me.  It took me into truely uncharted territory - Visual Studio 2008, Framework 3.0 and WPF... all of which were still beta at this time.  It's not something I'd wholly want to do again as the unstable nature of beta caused me many set-backs of lost code though project corruption and numerous issues with 3rd party controls also in beta, made with beta.  The way the development worked was also new - rather than elicit requirement, design, submit,  this was far more dynamic where things could change on a daily basis as we (the Customer and myself) learnt how the concept was evolving - some things worked for us, others didn't.


Looking back over this post, perhaps this does double up as a story about cataclysmic events and change; each event / set back has caused me to dig my heels in deeper and come up with better the next time round.  If I was still at British Telecom no doubt my mind would work far differently to how it does now.
In some respects, some might have been considered to be a good thing but on the whole I think I'm better for being where I am - without the catalysts I'd never have learnt or seen that which I have and I have been very fortunate, to date, to have worked with the most precious commodity in IT today; ego-less developers.  People who look to achieve quality in the product over that of propelling themselves above others, teach others at no cost and learn from each other without taking advantage of their teacher.

So.  This is all what I r done.  So what r I doing now?

Monday 7 November 2011

Should your e-mail address change...

So...

You work for a company and sign up to MSDN forums.  Naturally you don't use your home address, that would be silly / geeky (geek between work-hours only, where ever possible) so you use your work one.  You ask questions, get some replies... you may even answer some and get your spangly awards.  But what happens if you leave your employer?


Thursday 20 October 2011

Thoughts on Philosophy-based Design


I read an article this morning offering an alternative way for object design it can be found here:

http://www.devx.com/dotnet/Article/47368/0/page/1

The following are my thoughts on it.

Monday 5 September 2011

Transistor Comisorations


"I'm really sorry. This computerised, anonymous, soul-less announcement is sorry to report that the <time> service to <place> is delayed by <timespan>. Again, I'm really sorry."


My arse you're sorry!

Wednesday 20 July 2011

Rupert Murdock Attacked

Yesterday saw the media tycoon Rupert Murdock viciously assaulted with shaving foam.


Initial reports were hazy describing a man in a chequered shirt, who cannot be named for legal reasons, being arrested by police.

The full story, it would seem, had far greater implications.

Tuesday 14 June 2011

Damn it

So a month or so after praising my PX200 headphones, they finally give out - fatigue on the wire casing to the left-can meant the squishy wire innards were left to bear the weight.  A week of normal usage later the last strand failed.

I now eagerly await delivery of my PX200 II headphones and hope they live up to their predecessor.

Thursday 5 May 2011

Great Indie Game

Currently available via steam (including a demo); best indie game I've ever played. Logic puzzler that will keep you entertained for ages and at a full price of £8.99 you can't really go wrong! Also has TF2 item tie-ins.

http://www.spacechemthegame.com/

Try it, buy it, love it! 

Friday 8 April 2011

Saving Private Rake

While I was hunting a few weeks ago for my Sennheiser product review I found this instead, a much loved memory of my Eve Online days.  Complete noob at the time, so mis-identified ships included for sake of completeness.

Probably only of interest to those involved, but hey.. this is my blog, so tough.

Tuesday 22 March 2011

Review: Sennheiser PX 200 Mini-Headphones

Time for a review...

I've owned a pair of these for 5+ years now. I use them pretty much every day at work; they are light, comfy on the ear, they don't feel like your head is in a vice and they are still to show any major sign of wear (with the exception of the ear-pad covering which is starting to flake a little but as this is a material that is in constant contact with your skin it's no surprise and certainly not worthy of a detrimental point of view).

Thursday 3 March 2011

Cloud Computing: IT Vapor-trail or [guttering] Pipe-dream?

I was watching the GadgetShow the other week, with Jason Bradburys "Up-coming Tech Top 5", two of which boiled down to what I see as the extremes of cloud computing aimed at the consumer market; IPTV (being the lightest of the two) and remote hosted gaming hardware.

Random Twitter Find

While working on my first proper post I find today's random offering, courtesy of The Greenhornes.  I'd love to tell you all about them, but seeing as I've only known of them for the last 7 minutes or so all I can suggest is follow the link and have a listen!

http://greenhornes.com/music/

Fantastic sound, from the 3 offerings on the site that I've listened to so far, reminds me slightly of the Beatles.  Lazy day / late night listening.

Enjoy.

Tuesday 22 February 2011

First Post

Not exactly original, but at least it's accurate.  This post represents the aspirations of engaging comments, reviews on things I've bought (and more often than not, why I sent them back) and blatant self publicity of my <insert descriptive term of choice here> photographic tendencies.